so entertaining. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A Kinder Surprise is a children’s chocolate egg with a surprise gift inside.
Children gleefully chomp through the delicious chocolate egg with fantasies of the most magical toy being hidden inside. Tinder, the dating site, is just like this.
On Tinder delicious pictures of men arrive and when you find one you like, and he likes you, you are a match and begin to chat. And just like the chocolate egg, these Tinder men are … well, a surprise.
Being an adventuress, and child at heart, I enter my profile.
Bing, bing, bing it’s a match! … and so off I go to have a glass of wine with an Ibrahim. “Meet me at my hotel bar there is a Jazz band.” Jazz that’s neutral and benign. Doesn’t sound like a psychopath to me.
DATE No 1 – Tinder Wine Surprise.
The first surprise…
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